Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Truth is (indeed) Stranger than Fiction

Here are a couple of today's headlines from the front page of a respectable Indianapolis TV news station:

  • Boy Allegedly Kills Twin in Spat Over Gum
  • Dog Saves Owner, Dies Trying to Save Cat
  • 5 Killed in Bangladesh by Wild Elephants
  • Town Lets "Turkey Testical Festival" Keep Name


Jay said...

You forgot "Stingray attacks man on boat."

They have something going on. I think the stingrays are planning an invasion.

Julie said...

The first two are ridiculous enough to laugh, or cry, over.

Jay might be right about the animal takeover.