That's Me in the Corner. That's me... Losing All My Coolness

First things first:

It's like signing people up for the revolution, really.

Yes, it's true: I've converted my wife to BLOGianity. Check out her shiz at http://amyharden.blogspot.com. Besides, she's way funnier than I am and has a great rack to boot. (She made me say that).

And now...



Seriously, how hardcore am I?

Nah, I'm not a regular smoker. Sure, I enjoy the occasional cig, but I just made my wife take this picture to ratify any James Deanness I may have left in me after I had just changed 4 mustardy-seedy diapers and made up a song about baby toes.

I need a tattoo STAT.